Hello, Friends,

I return after my month of May Break.


The headlines have been splashed with Lindsay Lohan news for months now.
Is anyone shocked? I don't think so. But I do have to say the cover of People Magazine
with little Parent Trap Lindsay and "WHAT HAPPENED TO LINDSAY LOHAN?"
written across. Golden, Golden. We all know what happened.
Her parents let her get boobies at 17 and
then she was the it girl of 2004
then she got into all the illiest parties,
she slept with half of Holl-o-Wood.
Drinking awesome shots listening to awesome music and talking to awesome people sucking up each others awesomeness?

Samantha Ronson has been receiving lots of muck towards her name lately.
Rumors surfaced that she maybe responsible for Lindsay's downward spiral. Yeah? SO? Samantha Never Made Lindsay SNORT up a Snowstorms of Coke??
But the recent photos of Lindsay passed out, were staged.
The Dj apparently has a contract with a photog company and has been txting photographers where she and Lilo were heading that evening. Teddy's. Then a pitstop at a gas station. Isn't it wierd that Sam stopped for gas when her tank was 3/4's full???


Paris Hilton Is scheduled to enter prison shortly. 23 days without Paris Hilton.
Now if we could get the rest of the STD crew out of the papers for a while
the world may be a better place.

Nicole Richie is taking lots of heat for an personal email invitation to her friends.The only part of the email that would be considered awful was the disclaimer to chubby BBQ guest.
" No girls over 100 pounds are allowed in. There will be a scale at the door. Start Starving yourselves now"

So it wasn't a mystery when little Mischa Barton was hospitalized.
Witness say she was mixing drugs and alcohol throughout the party
until she complained of pains. After two hours of no knowledge of her current condition
she was released to her crying family members. Her little sister,whom was recently finished a stint in rehab was a mess at the hospital. My one problem is....if Mischa went to the hospital in one outfit, why did she leave the hospital in a gown & slippers?

Vanessa Minnillo maybe having the worse week ever. Not only did this little sloreface "leave" Mtv's TRL she was also fired from her ET job......Oooh Vanessa can you and Nick still afford your new condo? Page six has this to add

"While friends of Minnillo insist it was she who decided not to renew the contract with "ET," insiders say her bosses at CBS Paramount soured on her when she covered the Grammys in February. Minnillo was not assigned to the Academy Awards in March." On top of this photos surfaced from a party last summer of her and Lindsay Lohan with knives. Yo I see kids on myspace with knives all the time. Don't hate because they wanted whack photos together.



Things to DVR This Summer


Creatures Comfort-claymation at it's funniest

Last Comic Standing- Enjoy the different style of comics across the nation

The Next Best Thing- Ever been to old Vegas? Miss those drag shows of yester-year?

America's Got Talent-Sharon Osbourne debuts as a judge this season and new host Jerry Springer

Then the rest of reality/ competition shows too.
Wanna dance or sing or become a butt pirate?
This summer is ready for you.

The Jackson's auctioned off decades worth of memorabilia this week.From Michael's rhinstone covered jackets, Janet's dresses from their Variety shows.Jackson 5 outfits and gold records and much much more. estimate worth $35 mil


Celebrity sightings

May 10th Susan Sarandon & Top Designer Todd Oldham at Knitting Factory
for Dj Vibe & Max Barbaria and The Guts

May 12th Sam Rockwell at the night club BOX drunkenly roaming the streets at 2 am.

May 28th Fergie performs for a Gotti wannabe crowd at White House aka CPI I don't care what color your paint was. That will always be CPI and that will always be Hampton Bays....bottom line GROSS

Bobby Brown is spotted in both The Hamptons & NYC for Memorial Day Weekend at a slue of different clubs and blonde bombshells.

June 4th Ryan Reynolds Aster Place being a hunk

Summer Flick Picks

Spiderman 3- I haven't liked the other 2 movies. So I was entering the theatre hating everything already. I liked Spiderman 3 more then the other two but you still sucked a lot. No matter what they do I'll probably always hate this franchise. Kirstin Drunkst portrayed Mary-Jane as this pathetic whimpering little girl. The Mary-Jane I Grew up loving was a strong level headed girl that wouldn't let a man ruin her day. But I love James Franco and Toby's performances. They were funny,cute and lame at times. Only go see this if you truely just want to know what happens to the characters.

Pirates 3 YO totally blew Spiderman 3 out of the water! It was sooooo good. Keira Knightly was watchable. Elizabeth Swan has grew up into an interesting heroine. William Turner turns out to be one of the greatest pirates I've ever seen.Capt. Jack is crazier then ever and all together it's just soo flipping good folks. My only question was, Why were all the asian pirates covered with syphilis? Okay I get it, it's historically accurate....but seriously All of them had it? ALL OVER THEIR FACE!

Shrek 3 still haven't seen it. But It's on the do list.


Summer has just opened it's doors. Let's start the season off right and don't stop til Oct!