My First Wedding Will Look LIke THIS

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=29965851

The following is a music video by Zebra. The Headman is Randy Jackson, he's my good bud's Dad. One drunken night I came across this 80's gem and automatically knew my First wedding would look like this......

Zebra "Bears"

Anne Hatahaway - romantic comedy "The Fiance"

Anne Hathaway is still currently gearing up for yet another new role, this time in the Burr Steers directed romantic comedy "The Fiance" - which tells the story of "a woman who decides to call off her wedding in order to find herself, despite being engaged to the seemingly perfect fiancé."

And while "The Fiance" is just getting underway, Anne Hathaway also stars as The White Queen in the much-anticipated remake of "Alice In Wonderland".

Co-starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Mia Wasikowska, the Disney fairytale classic sees its release in theaters on March 5, 2010.

Meanwhile, Even though she walked away from the Oscars empty handed, Anne Hathaway was just thrilled to find herself as a nominee at the prestigious annual event for her work in "Rachel Getting Married".

Since Anne Hathaway's weekend Academy Awards stop in LA, She has been traveling about the country, most recently spotted passing through Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on Tuesday (February 24).

Late Night Tv Is Golden

Sometimes I find myself Loving Late Night Tv.
Here's a little gem of Dirty HOT Homo Lovin'.

Team Facelift Invades Daily 10 again!

New York's Ruthless Invade every Television Set in America.
Fat Jew Teaches Us to Throw the Ultimate Oscar Bash with a few Cameos from Some old Pals.I swear after staring at this clip I could feel embryonic development starting in my infertile uterus. Here's my Whack attempt at being a cinematographer.

TOKI AND FONDA

I love our Family Outings.
Bagels in midtown in my Silk Leopard Bathrobe isn't big News.
But us being a Family is Mega Ultra Sweet! And Also.....at this point in our Relationship I can never lie to you about anything.
Tots

Love YOU

Anne Hathaway - Winslet has the edge for her performance...

Anne Hathaway says that she is confident Kate Winslet, British actress has the best actress Academy Award in the bag.

Anne Hathaway is nominated in the best actress category for "Rachel Getting Married,". Hathaway said Winslet has the edge for her performance in "The Reader," USA Today reported Saturday.

She said "My category is sewn up," "It's going to be (Kate) Winslet all the way." Hathaway said referring to Sunday's Academy Awards ceremony.

The other nominees of best actress are Angelina Jolie for "Changeling," Melissa Leo for "Frozen River" and Meryl Streep for "Doubt."

Anne Hathaway added that while losing a best actress Golden Globe to Winslet may have been disappointing, Hatahaway thoroughly enjoyed the Jan. 11 Golden Globe awards ceremony.

She said, "The best thing so far has not been winning the Golden Globe. It would have been awesome to win and a lot of people told me I was going to, and when I didn't I realized I was still having a great time," "It didn't matter what would happen to me for the rest of the awards season."

Anne Hathaway - V-Day Luncheon, Beverly Hills, Feb. 13th

Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba - V-Day Luncheon, Beverly Hills, Feb. 13th...

The V-Day organization was founded 11 years ago by activist Eve Ensler, who wrote the play “The Vagina Monologues”. She presented some depressing facts about violence against women from around the world. The organization also plans to hold thousands of smaller events in 2009 to raise awareness of this issue.

On a lighter note, its pretty cool to see three of my favorite leading ladies in one frame, especially Jessica Alba and Anne Hathaway. I love Anne’s dress, with the Egyptian style thing around her neck, and the rope/belt looks really cute. Jessica’s smile looks beautiful, and that top looks hot on her.

TROUBLEEEEE

Trouble received his album this week.

He's this rad guy I met through Team Facelift Last Winter at this Epic Show at Hiro.

Trouble or Trevor Andrew was a mainstream snowboarder but after blowing out his knee back in 04 he focused on music. He has this sound that's mad retro yet modern. I really dig his presence, It's all about presence for me. He really brings it when he performs.

Well Luckily for me I got a double dose of Trouble on Tuesday 2/10/09.
He had his album release party at his sponsor's Flagship store. (Burton's
106 Spring Street) Then Performed with many other artist at Santos Party House. I've seen majority of the guys the year before at Hiro but there were some new faces that really brought the heat. Mano,Hollywood and Jofo were killing it.

At the Burton Flagship Store there was a raffle for New Gear and a Custom Made Snowboard that Trouble designed. The first 100 guest got some free hats and posters....I totally copped this dope lime green ski cap.

Trouble opened up with my favorite song Bang Bang. The music video was playing in the background as he performed for us boozos. I give him mad props for crushing a case filled with Skateboard wheels and falling off the counter yet continuing singing without skipping an effing beat. I'm glad he still has those quick reflexes.

Dear Blog-o-Sphere

Hi Friends,


Things have been getting kinda weird.
So I was on this sober kick that only lasted 15 full days, you see.
Anyway I decided I have to video tape my antics. Especially when I'm blacked out or slightly shitfaced. I just amaze myself. Okay that sounds mad whack but hear me out.

Today while walking down 4th street this tall black gent was over heard saying
"Yo who wants to know where dat reefer at? I mean who wants to know? WHEEERRRA DAT REEFFER AT" No? that's not good enough? Okay

Same street moments later a different black gent was over heard saying..."Steaks! Come get your Juicy Steaks! Tender Loin, Pork Chops..." No? It seemed odd at the time.

Okay I think I got one worth recording.

Two nights ago I was coming home from FJ's Cribos.
The second he dipped out of our car I started crying hysterically crying for 20 mins until we reached the casa. Then while home I ran upstairs to our rooftop alone to scream at New York City for all the misguided adventures he's created.

Several minutes later I show up at our door with every floor mat in our whole apartment building.....
My Roommate convinced me to put them back but it wasn't an easy task(I assure you). Then after misplacing all the floor mats to all the wrong apt doors I plopped my sweet Asian ass on the floor stared at my laptop.I pealed my black sequins cocktail dress off and continued to Sit there naked whimpering at my little tiny laptop.

I mumble to myself "I need to change". Stumbled to my room wrap myself in my silk leopard bathrobe and pass out snoring. I don't snore but apparently it was loud enough to keep My Roommate Entertained for decades.

My 25 things

1) I hate Cheerleader, Dancing, Basketball and Meg Ryan Movies.

2) I tried being sober. It only lasted 15 full days. Then I went to a Blood St show and drank and drank and drankkkkkkkkk.

3) I've only had sex standing up twice. It might have been in a shower.

4) "I'm gonna take you back to my bunk bed" is probably the best line ever.

5) I know someone with BUTT Implants and Yes she is Asian. Every time I see her, My eyes go straight to her Ass.

6) I weep ever so softly every time I hear the Into to Mixed Emotions by Team Facelift.

7) Clear Heels Make My Clit Harddddddd.

8) Real Talk I was in a tattoo parlor on St. Marks ready to get a Team Facelift Tattoo but the Receptionist STRAIGHT Up wouldn't let me because Jesse Zorski was Wreaking Of Booze from the Night Before......

9) I cry during the movies a League of Their Own and Beaches (yeah that Bette Midler Jump Off)- Not gonna lie that's tots homo

10) My favorite thing to do on a nice afternoon is to heckle all the squatters at Tompkin Square with 50 cent Hj's.....then go to St. Dyphenous with Emily, Ryland and Jason and make jokes about How Cheap I Am as Prozzy.....

11) I cooked pork fried rice naked for these two dudes once at 5 am. The next morning I totally found a huge chewed up piece of blue wringley gum in the wok and I had oil burns on place that Most Defitnetly Does Not Enjoy Extreme Heat.

12) My Older Brother Was Given the American Name Tom. Now Both my Sisters are Engaged to Or got Knocked up by Dudes name Tom. I refuse to Date Guys with That Name.....

13) My Goal In life is to Marry Danilo Gallinari. He's tots 6'10" and I'm pretty sure Italian sounds better when there's a balled up dirty sock in his mouth.

14) Emily Ott is always Awful. She also is the one that taught me how to say "Penis in my Vagina" in 12 languages....THANKKS

15) One of my older sister used to make dog food cakes for our dogs and then she'd make me "try it" first........BITCH jk

16) My favorite part of Holiday Parties is when My Mom Takes off her Bra.

17) The first time I went back To Thailand I had a Buzzcut. All my relatives made me show them my Cash and Prizes to prove I was a girl. Years Later Doctors Discovered this was the root of majority of My Penis Envy Issues.

18) Jason Bartnett farted in my face once when my mouth was open....Let's just say I never vomitted like that before that night.

19) I have Serious Daddy Issues.

20) Monica Lewinsky is my Hero

21) My Mom Lost me in Japan once. Well it was Epcot Japan. But still it was New Years 2000 and I get mad bad panic attacks ....I'm like a gazelle when it sees a Lion...I just bugg out and cry...

22) I was 6 years old when I tried my first cigerette. My older sister said she punched me if I didn't.

23) I was raised by 5 Angry Asian Woman....in the Only Irish Pub-Thai Food Restaurant in the Tramptons.......(that's me in a nutshell)

24) I had sex in the VIP Lounge at La Playa....Thankfully I wasn't alone that time. Oh yeah the Dj was totally staring at me the whole time.....

25) When I was 17 I came back from Thailand with 8 extra Piercings and a massive Back Tattoo that got me written off Chinda's Will....But It gave me a Great Reason To Flash My tits at Parties Senior Year.....a) because I had nothing to lose b) my nipples were made cute with jewelery and c) I had to do something to distract people from the fact I just tazered them with the tazer gun I smuggled from Bangkok d) Did i mention my nipples were pierced? Omg they were so much cuter then. But now my nipples are like crazy sensitive and Sometimes I pinch other people's nipples so they'll pinch mine back....strictly at Tranny Bingo tho.

Anne Hathaway - Boost Fat Burning

Anne Hathaway Drinks Thermo Bubbles to Boost Fat Burning... Supposedly she, among other actresses and models, partake in this herbal drink that claims to "melt away the fat naturally" along with boosting energy and metabolism levels...

It says... Ur body needs calories to burn in order to function. Kirsch recommends drinking his bubbly twice a day, making this an expensive habit — well over $50 a week. But what happens when you stop drinking it? Will ur raging appetite return? The best way to lose weight is to exercise and limit ur calorie intake under the amount of calories you're burning, without dipping under 1200 calories a day. Why not just drink some green tea, which is considerably cheaper and offers a bevy of health benefits? Or try these five foods to boost your metabolism.

OOOPs.... will you try it?!

Anne Hathaway' Popularity in getting Best Actress Oscar...

Now everyone, including you, is waiting to see if Murphy’s fate will befall Anne Hathaway. She is nominated this year for best actress for “ Rachel Getting Married.”

Anne Hathaway's latest film, "Bride Wars" has made over $50 million but only received a 12% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.com. As w/ "Norbit," "Bride Wars" seems like a step back for her, who has proved Anne Hathaway deserves a lot better than these fluffy comedies.

Anne Hathaway Popularity in getting Best Actress oscar, how? Ever since Hathaway' star-making performance in "The Princess Diaries" (2001), Hathaway's posed a serious challenge to her childhood idol Julia Roberts for the title of "America's Sweetheart."

Interestingly, both women Anne Hathaway and Julia Roberts got their star-making roles in charming Garry Marshall movies ("Pretty Woman" and "The Princess Diaries"), both of them have big, infectious smiles, both of them come across as classy but fun, and both have loyal fan bases composed primarily of women (of all ages).

And though "Rachel Getting Married" didn't take in loads of money, none of this year's other best actress nominees - w/ the exception of Angelina Jolie ("Changeling") - can match Anne Hathaway otherwise impressive batting average at the box office.

Wait and see

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