The Famous Sandy Kane From NYC Underground Is Getting The Boot! Sandra Brodsky Is Being Bullied By The Naked Cowboy (Robert Burck)For Stealing His Shtick. Most New Yorkers Know Sandy From Her Public Access Days. She's Been Striping Before The Naked Cowboy Wasn't Even Tall Enough To Ride The Ponies At The Naked Ranch. Now Mr. Burck Is Suing Sandy For Stealing His Trademarked Franchised. Hey Dude! (See What I Did There?) No One Is Gonna Take You Seriously, Didn't You Try To Run For Public Office Last Year? How Did That Work For You? Now That TRL Is Gone, How's Business? Your 15 Mins Died After Carson Daily Left. Now Your Harassing Sandy? Stop It! She's An Icon For The Sleaziest of Sleaze! I Know Because I Met Her On The Set Of A Team Facelift Music Video. She's My Long Lost Mom, With Her Introverted Nipples She Can Stick Matches Inside Them And Light Them On Fire. THAT'S SHOWMANSHIP Ladies and Gentleman!
LONG LIVE S A N D Y K A N E!!!!
New York City's Original Treasure!
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