Your So HOT!

Dave Franco Is A Total Babe. I Remember When I Watched Superbad And Saw Him As The Soccer Player That I'd Totes Bone Him. I Want To Bring Him To The Bone Yard So Bad. He Almost Looks Like Every Actor That's Played Stiffler's Little Brother.  I Wanna Lick Those Perfect Eyebrows As He Motorboats My Sweet Asian Titties.

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave  Franco

Man Of My Dreams

Gomez Addams Is My Perfect Dream Man. He's Really Involved With His Family, He Has His Own Graveyard, Simple French Phrases Makes Him Harder Then The SATS And He's Always Dressed Like A True Hunk. Gomez Knows How To Dance,Fight And I'm Almost Positive He Could Win A Dance Off Against JT.

Not Only Is Gomez Loaded, His House Is My Wet Dream Of Secret Passages And Water Slides. Luckily For Him I'm Into Bondage And He Can Tease Me As Much As He Wants. Like Most Of My Exs He Seems Like He Hasn't Slept In Decades And Smokes A Lot. I Just Have To Learn The Tango And Kill A Lot Of Roses To Gain His Affections.

I'm DEVI!

So Bill Clinton. My Bill Clinton, Mr. President......William Jefferson Clinton.


My Future Lover.


Was Is My Hometown Of Sag Harbor This Past Sunday. Hitting Up The Golden Pear and 7 eleven For Razors. How Did I Find Out? Did He Call Me? Did He Send Me An Email? No. I Had To Read About It In The New York Post. I'm SO Miz. Does This Mean I Have To Rip Out All The Pages In My Scrap Book With My Head Glued On To Hilary's Body? While Bill Is In A Sweet Embrace With Me? Abbbb So Lutely  NOT.

Bill Just Quit Playing Games With My Heart. (Backstreet Boys Reference)

New York Girls Are Suckers For British Accents

I Can Say I've Been a Sucker For Them. I Know Other Girls And Gays That Have Fallen For a Brit Here Or There. Some Have Even Gotten Tricked By Some New Zealand Hunks Too.....But Rumor Has It The Best Brit Is Coming Back To Town. Daniel Radcliffe Is Starring In Another Broadway Show. Is His Penis In It? NO? Then I Don't Really Care....AT ALL. Back In 2008 Harry Potter Let It All Hang Out In Equus. Something About a Horse Or Horse Penis....I Wasn't Really Paying Attention I Just Had My Camera On Zoom.
But Ladies and Faggalas....Danny Boy Is Totes Single And Totes Looking To Pound Out Some American Cucina. SOOOO Get It Girls.....It's Open Season.