Team AZN

I Have No Idea What This Song Is About But I'm A Sucker For Hot Asian Girls In Great Clothes....

Cut ME OUT

What Happened To Forever?

I Dig This So Much

FATHER'S DAY

I Haven't Celebrated Father's Day Since I Was Child. Luckily All My Friends Are Dads And Make Incredible Jams For Me To Fuck To.

WE RUN THIS

I Guess

Rap Battling

So This Tuesday I'm Making My Rap Debut By Rap Battling At Real Quick For Fun. Which Is Going To Be An Epic Night. I'm Going To Get REAAAL Weird And All My Favorite MEN Will Be There For Hosting Duties. Check Out The Event Here. Should Be A Night To Remember Or Have The Internet Remind Me Afterwards.

That's Exactly What Abused Wives Say

I First Came Across This Video From A Twitter Blast From Hipster Runoff Because I Thought It Was A Dirty Gay Porno Music Video.


@hipsterrunoff: NSFW: Matt & Kim have violent, sexual intercourse in their new music video http://bit.ly/hKs6ex 11:55 AM Jan 21st via web

But To My Delightful Surprise It Turns Out To Be A "Fight Club" Worthy Choreographed Scene To Make An Jason Bourne/ Tony Jaa Fan Squeal Like A Piglet....Slammy!

Now Here Is Matt & Kim

Matt and Kim - New Music - More Music Videos

DUH DUH DUCK SAUCEE

OBSESSED! I'm Obsessed! After Seeing The Fat Jew's Latest Youtube Sensation I've Been Finding Myself Finger Blasting The Vageen To The Beat Of The Song Playing In The Background. Sure I've Had Boyfriends Flat OUT Dump Because Of My Deep Seated Love For The King Of Brunch But Just Like Miley....I Can't Be Tamed.

Luckily I Found The Video On Youtube This Week To Accompany My Late Night Soaks In The Tub. The Song: Barbara Streisand.....The Group: Duck Sauce. This Djing Duo Release This Instant Baby Making Hit This September. The Video Has Features Cameos From Such Favorite Like, Kanye West, Pharell Williams, Ryan Leslie, Buckshot, Smif-n-Wessun, DJ Premier, Chromeo, DJ Mehdi, So Me, Diplo, ?uestlove, Ezra Koenig, Santigold, Yelawolf, Fafi and the Fat Jew of Team Facelift.

Fresh Sliced Deli Meats

I Heart My Hair

Our Family Is Better Than Yours

So Willow Smith Is Going To Be A Mega Super Star. I Get It. But Isn't It A Little Cray Cray How Talented The Smith Kids Are? I Mean This Jam Is Pretty Intense Not Just For A 9 Year Old Just Intense All Around. Jay-Z Was Impressed By Her, Meaning Everyone Is Going To Get Rich Off Her In Decades To Come....I Couldn't See Miley Cyrus Make A Song Like This Without Having To Be Barely Naked In The Video To Gardner The Right Attention For Her "Talent". Willow Can Even Bust Out A Jackson Pollock Just By Whipping It Back & Forth.

The Head Writer At Seasame Street Had Noticed His Adopted Daughter From Ethiopia Had Been Asking Questions Why She Didn't Have Long Beautiful Blonde Hair Like Barbie. Being A Concern Father And Wanting His Daughter To Love Herself Just The Way She Is He Wrote This Clip For Her. It Reminded Me Of The Same Thing Chris Rock Had Did When Doing His Documentary Good Hair A Few Years Ago. These Dads Helped Their Girls Embrace Their Beauty Instead Of Being Like Nicki Minaj Whose Obsession With Barbie Is Very Apparent In Her Current Look. I'm Not A Fan.

NOT CUTE

Takin' Home Your Girlfriend

I Look Like A New Born Baby

This Music Video Is By My Sperm Donor For My Morning Facials. Matt Sterling Aka My Late Night Lover Has Been Creating Epic Music Down In South Beach For A While Now. Whenever Normal People Are Sleeping Matt And I Are Up Talking About Disgusting Things Or I'm Ranting Loudly Through Voice Notes Until I Pass Out In A Stupor. This Song Makes Me Wanna Dance. It Makes Me Wanna Dance Until My Uterus Falls Out Of Me.I Would Have Posted A Picture Of Matt In Speedo's And Playing A Ukulele But That's A Private Picture.

I Can Be a Freak

Opposite Of Adults