Winning.....DUH!

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Charlie Is The Wild Thing. Not Only Is He An Unemployed Winner Surrounded By Pornstars And Coke Dealers But He's On EVERY Single Tv & Radio Show. If I Wasn't Convinced He Was On Drugs I'd Questioned How He's Able To Be So Busy. From Working Out For Major League 3....To Fucking These Girls With His Limp Dingle, Harass His Ex Wives, Insulting His Dad And Alienate The Rest Of His Family, Tweet Non-Stop And Some How Travel To The Bahamas.

Dear Bill

Answer My Calls!

Dear Bill,

You Ignored Me All Last Summer. And The Weather Is Getting Nicer. It's Just Making Me Gear Up For Our True Reunion. I Love You So Much. Your Always Be The Sexiest Man In My Eyes. I'll Even Wear A Beret And Blue Blazer.

Look At Those Hands

I Am The Charlie Sheen Of Bridgehampton

Just When You Think Charlie Sheen Has Cleaned Up His Act Something Goes Wrong. Like His Mercedes Is Found At The Bottom Of A Cliff, Or The Day He Launches His Children's Clothing Line His Soon To Be Ex Wife Leaks His Sexual Habits To TMZ Or His Other Mercedes Gets Stolen And Found At The Bottom Of Another Cliff, Or His Terrible Show Got Picked Up For Another 5 Seasons Or Heidi Fleiss Named 14 Of  Her 78 Crazy Parrots Charlie.

YET Even With ALLLLLL Of That. He's Still Making Bank. Like Serious Bank. Not Even The Whole Cast Of Like All The CSI Shows Make As Much Money As You DO Charlie. I Heard His Show's Ratings Doubled After This Latest Porn Star Locked In A Closet Thing. Very R. Kelly Of You By The Way Charlie. Regurdless.

I Don't Hold This Againist Him. I'm Pretty Sure Him And I Could Be Really Good Friends Some Day. But I Doubt Either Of Us Will Be Living For That Much Longer. But People Like Us Are Kinda Like Cockroaches Or Nikki Sixx. We Live Forever Except For The Exception For Corey Haim That Was A Low Blow For The Monster Living Under A Bridge Theory.

In Conclusion

As Much As I Want To Change And Make The Progress To Change Something Out Of My Control Will Happen.

I Just Hope Someone Will Stop Stealing My Mercedes And Driving Them Off Cliffs.