Why Indy Films are Way Better then the soft core porn on Showtime

While still surviving my exile. I've been making things happen for myself in this damp weather. But on those extra cold nights when the Heinken just isn't hitting me in the right way I snuggle up with Cookie Monster to watch the ole boobtube. Ever since I was a little girl Showtime had the primo soft core porn. But all the fake tits and awful angled shots are way too glamourous for me sadly. But after this special about sex in indy films on IFC. I've been watching more international films and independant flicks, you because of my deep passionate love for the cinema and not for my perverted ways. (lies) Reguardless. Spank the Monkey and Lie with Me are this week's top choices.

Spank the Monkey is a bout a college boy that takes care of his bedridden mother......Automatically I was like "Yes!" Incest! Totally on point. Everytime he rub downs his mother he gets hard and felonies ensue. LOVES IT....I mean he can't help it his mother is that hot.

Lie with Me I've avoided this a few times while on my late nights prawls for movies at 4 am but I couldn't resist when I saw Eric Balfour chasing this girl down an alley way. I have a thing about alley ways and playgrounds and this movie has sooo many playground shots! The sex scenes are totally every other scene and "Gah I can't stop staring at your penis" as my good friend Jason would say......Saucy little movies