Sunday, April 4, 2010

WASP Halloween



It Seems Like Over The Years Easter Has Become More and More of a Candy Lover's Paradise Filled with Chocolate Bunnies & Marshmallow Peeps. I'm Not Really Apart of the Church Going Crowd, I'm Certainly No Maude Flanders. But Easter Has No Meaning to Me or The Children I Secretly Stalk. It's Probably the Only Time of the Year that Dirt Covered Knees On White Stockings is Acceptable. Egg Hunting Used to Be a Sporting Event But Now It's Seems like There's No Losers Except Diabetics. Here's Your Basket of Nail Polish,Matchbox Cars,Plastic Dreams and Stale Marshmallow Parts...........(50% off ALL EASTER CANDY TOMORROW)













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