Bringing Hunky Back

Tonight My Favorite Men From Team Facelift Are Performing At Santos Party House. Santos Is Known To Have The Best Speaker System in NYC To Have Your Panties Blown Off of You. From Personal Experience I Can Attest This Is True.So Fat Jew, Machine & Fonda Are Killing It Tonight With Their Epic Tunes & Sweaty Sweaty Performance. I Was About To Hop on The Last Jitney When I Was Informed About Their Performance Time And Realized That I'd Probably End Up In Jail If I Went So I Opted To Stay Home and Wait When They All Come To The Tramptons This Weekend. They Know How To Make Me Melt And I Love Them Completely.

One Time I Drove All Night To Scoop Up Fonda In Northampton Mass Just So I Could Do His Laundry In The Hamptons And Gab About Tranny Hunting, His Cat Allergies And My Asianess. I'm Working On Getting My Team Facelift Tat Soon To Show The World How Much I Love My Hunks.


Team Facelift At Santos 8/6/09 from daddy issues on Vimeo.


That Video Is From Last Summer At Santos While I Was Wearing Mini Mouse Ears and Just Stopped Filming 4 Songs In To Dance Like Whacking Waving Inflated Arm Tube Man.





That Video Is The Boys Slaughtering At BB Kings Last Week. Performing Their Love Letter To Former Mayor Dinkins.

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Fonda's Hair Is Like A Warm Sunny Day In San Dieago. You Can Always Count That It'll Be Perfect And There's Never Going To Be a Bad Day. Look AT That Curl. I'm Mean Really Exam It, It's Perfectly Executed. I Asked Him Once If I Could Write a Blog Dedicated To Just His Hair, It Would Have Been Called Follicles Of Fonda. He Didn't Turn Down The Idea But Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea That I'd Watch Him Sleep So I Could Inspect His Hair. Even Though I Know He Couldn't Possibly Have Bed Hair.....Because That Would Require Sleep. So That Idea Got The Kebosh.

Machine Has The Voice Of The New York Version Of Pepe Le Pew. By Saying That He Has The Voice of Lust. Like a Snake He Hypnotizes His Prey And Strikes Before They Realized They Were In Danger To Begin With. He's a Lover But Mess With His Newports Then Your In Trouble.

There's Not Much To Say About Fatty. Except He Smells Like Old Cheap Whiskey, Cigarettes and Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo. For My Birthday I Organized Five 18 Year Old Babes To Shave And Shampoo Him In My Basement. I'll Let You Assume For Yourself On What Happened That Night.


People Say They're Legends in the Making. If You Knew Them, You'd Know That Everything They Do Is Legendary. Ain't No Half Steppin' With Them.